Self-esteem Boost Seeker Mugs

Especially for the plug ugly - non-mirroring mirror. (Reflection shows pleasant looking man).

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Ego Increasing School

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Don't Take No For an Answer

Girl's weight issues.

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"