Self-confidence Seekers Mugs

'I think it's totally awesome how you're not afraid to just be yourself!'

"Yes, we can freeze you until they find a cure for baldness, but wouldn't it be easier just to wear a wig?"

"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Ego Increasing School

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

If you've got it flaunt it!

TV-Mirror.

How Gary got his groove back.

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

PEP TALKS!

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'