Self-enthusiast Gifts

Tunnel of self-love.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

Team Leader

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

What else is there to wish for?

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Self Help / Elf Help.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

It's A Breeze

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

I am your BIGGEST fan!

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Finance Sector: Art of Rain Making.