Self-congratulator Pillows

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

That party went well.

Self-esteem room

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Complementary Beverages

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Hyacinths

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

A giraffe in a hat

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

'It was very good.'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

"It's surprising, the number of men who would give their left arm to spend the night with me."

'Ms. Collins, order me a dozen roses asap. And make sure I say something flattering to myself in the card.'

'Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your sudden promotion.'

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

Compliment seeking missile

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

'I mean it... you look good in a beard!'

"My wife's in there having the 'full works'. For the past two hours I've been practising my reaction."

'You're unquestionably the most handsome, intelligent, virile, chick-magnet to ever grace these parts.'