Seeking A Lasting Partnership T-Shirts

"Ken bats left-handed, enjoys cultural as well as outdoor activities, and seeks a sensitive non-smoking woman for a lasting partnership that includes long walks, good music, and fielding practice."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

"Honey! We're home!"

"And this is my life support system."

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

Home Business - Business Cards.

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Assisted Living.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

Brain connection

Gottlieb and Computer Inc.

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

Five tombstones in a row read: "Bowther", "Wilkin", "Lynch", "&" and "Fisk".

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

A pledge of affection. - young lady asking her husband for roast pork for dinner

"At least some things still make you pop!"

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Agreement

A third of the buck stops here.

Right place. Right time.

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."