Partnership T-Shirts

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

"Honey! We're home!"

"I'm getting sick of my ‘soul mate.’"

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

You can't spell wife without WE. You can't spell husband without US.

"My ideal guy would be someone to workshop with. He'd work and I'd shop!"

Sorry - not in service...

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."