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Lesbian civil partnership.

"He says we'll get married as soon as everything bounces back."

These guys are going to have some kind of contest. (Musical note.) Let's see who sings the best. (Question mark.) No. Let's play "Jeopardy." All answers must be in the form of a question. (Exclamation point.) Whatever we do, I'll be the most enthusiastic!! (Ampersand.) Can we form partnerships? (Dollar sign.) Is there any prize money? (Percentage symbol.) What are the chances of winning? (Asterisk.) Winning's not that important. With me here, winning will be marked as not wholly

"And this is my life support system."

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Larry's used art

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Police Feline Unit

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."