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Lesbian civil partnership.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Honey! We're home!"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"And this is my life support system."

'We here at the law office of Able, Bennet, Casson, Daniels, Effinger & Fuqua are really looking for a ‘G'.'

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Gottlieb and Computer Inc.

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

'It will never work. She's touchy-feely, and he is just touchy.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

"A handshake and a high five - I can't see this merger working."

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

Leap of Faith

"We met over the holidays."

Working Marriage

"We met online."

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'