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"Think about it, we're both very clever: If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!"

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Honey! We're home!"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"And this is my life support system."

"Congratulations on becoming a partner - your share of the company losses are �200,000."

'We here at the law office of Able, Bennet, Casson, Daniels, Effinger & Fuqua are really looking for a ‘G'.'

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

As our CEO-in-Chief has demonstrated, it's good for a businessman to surround himself with children who'll cover for … I mean, help him. I've tried adopting a baby, but the agency grew suspicious just because I asked for the type least likely to sell out its parent. Unfortunately, I can't just clone myself. I need an actual mate if I want to produce accomplices ... I mean "off-spring." Your job, minion, is to craft a date-a-dude.com profile for me that'll recruit ... I mean "attract" a suitable

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

Home Business - Business Cards.

"I'll go out with you, as long as we don't have to go IN anywhere."

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

Gottlieb and Computer Inc.

'It will never work. She's touchy-feely, and he is just touchy.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"A handshake and a high five - I can't see this merger working."

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

Leap of Faith