Entering A Partnership Mugs

"Think about it, we're both very clever: If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!"

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Honey! We're home!"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"And this is my life support system."

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"Congratulations on becoming a partner - your share of the company losses are �200,000."

'We here at the law office of Able, Bennet, Casson, Daniels, Effinger & Fuqua are really looking for a ‘G'.'

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

"I'll go out with you, as long as we don't have to go IN anywhere."

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Gottlieb and Computer Inc.

'It will never work. She's touchy-feely, and he is just touchy.'

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

"A handshake and a high five - I can't see this merger working."

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

Leap of Faith

"We met over the holidays."

"We met online."