Introducing A Partner Mugs

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"I know you don't like Democrats, Father, but Willis is a me-too Democrat."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

'I'd like you to meet George...!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Larry's used art

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'