Introducing A New Partner Mugs

"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."

"Meet my extended family."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"You can do it!"

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

Home Business - Business Cards.

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

'It will never work. She's touchy-feely, and he is just touchy.'

Gottlieb and Computer Inc.

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

'See how much easier it is when we all work together.'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"We met over the holidays."

"We met online."

"Who's the new guy?"

"And this is our newest member of the team who we'll be blaming for any mistakes we might make."

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'