Becoming A Partner At A Firm Mugs

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

Law Offices

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"Congratulations on becoming a partner - your share of the company losses are �200,000."

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

'Objection, Your Honor...council is badgering the witness.'

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

'If there's one lesson we have to learn from top magic circle firms it's that to survive we have to cut out waste...I'll see if we can block book the Hotel du Louvre again or failing that the Georges Cinq.'

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

Home Business - Business Cards.

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

"When he left, he took all his things, including his name on the door."

Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

'This is my child. . . do you want him to starve?'

'It will never work. She's touchy-feely, and he is just touchy.'

27 attorneys. No waiting.

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

'The case isn't the only reason he lands the big cases, but it sure doesn't hurt.'

Attorney at law - Rates: JusticeObstruction of Justice.