Becoming A Partner At A Firm Mugs

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

Law Offices

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

"Congratulations on becoming a partner - your share of the company losses are �200,000."

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

'Objection, Your Honor...council is badgering the witness.'

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

Home Business - Business Cards.

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

'If there's one lesson we have to learn from top magic circle firms it's that to survive we have to cut out waste...I'll see if we can block book the Hotel du Louvre again or failing that the Georges Cinq.'

"When he left, he took all his things, including his name on the door."

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

As our CEO-in-Chief has demonstrated, it's good for a businessman to surround himself with children who'll cover for … I mean, help him. I've tried adopting a baby, but the agency grew suspicious just because I asked for the type least likely to sell out its parent. Unfortunately, I can't just clone myself. I need an actual mate if I want to produce accomplices ... I mean "off-spring." Your job, minion, is to craft a date-a-dude.com profile for me that'll recruit ... I mean "attract" a suitable

Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'This is my child. . . do you want him to starve?'

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

'It will never work. She's touchy-feely, and he is just touchy.'

27 attorneys. No waiting.

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

'The case isn't the only reason he lands the big cases, but it sure doesn't hurt.'