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Lesbian civil partnership.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Honey! We're home!"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"And this is my life support system."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

'We here at the law office of Able, Bennet, Casson, Daniels, Effinger & Fuqua are really looking for a ‘G'.'

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

As our CEO-in-Chief has demonstrated, it's good for a businessman to surround himself with children who'll cover for … I mean, help him. I've tried adopting a baby, but the agency grew suspicious just because I asked for the type least likely to sell out its parent. Unfortunately, I can't just clone myself. I need an actual mate if I want to produce accomplices ... I mean "off-spring." Your job, minion, is to craft a date-a-dude.com profile for me that'll recruit ... I mean "attract" a suitable

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

'It will never work. She's touchy-feely, and he is just touchy.'

Gottlieb and Computer Inc.

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"A handshake and a high five - I can't see this merger working."

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

Leap of Faith

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"We met over the holidays."

"We met online."

Working Marriage

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'