Seeking A Lasting Partnership Mugs

"Ken bats left-handed, enjoys cultural as well as outdoor activities, and seeks a sensitive non-smoking woman for a lasting partnership that includes long walks, good music, and fielding practice."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

"Honey! We're home!"

"And this is my life support system."

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

As our CEO-in-Chief has demonstrated, it's good for a businessman to surround himself with children who'll cover for … I mean, help him. I've tried adopting a baby, but the agency grew suspicious just because I asked for the type least likely to sell out its parent. Unfortunately, I can't just clone myself. I need an actual mate if I want to produce accomplices ... I mean "off-spring." Your job, minion, is to craft a date-a-dude.com profile for me that'll recruit ... I mean "attract" a suitable

Home Business - Business Cards.

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Assisted Living.

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Brain connection

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

Gottlieb and Computer Inc.

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

You can't spell wife without WE. You can't spell husband without US.

Five tombstones in a row read: "Bowther", "Wilkin", "Lynch", "&" and "Fisk".

A pledge of affection. - young lady asking her husband for roast pork for dinner

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"At least some things still make you pop!"

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Agreement

A third of the buck stops here.

Right place. Right time.