Partnership Enthusiast Mugs

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'My wife and I are equal partners in everything except the three companies she owns.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."