Seeker Of Life Lessons Gifts

"On the other hand, you learn through failure."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'What did you learn at university today?'

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"Does school really help people with real life?"

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

'What doesn't kill you, makes you a burden.'

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