Learner Of Life Gifts

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

University of Hard Knocks

Moral Values for Dummies

"I want to be a Jockey."

'What did you learn at university today?'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

'How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'