Seeds T-Shirts

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

bird interprets modern art

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'First weeds of spring.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Dreams of Spring...

"Leftover seeds."

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'I know botanists are important dear, but I wish I could tell people you had a proper job!'

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

Garden Supplies Special sale

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

'Good news. They're looking at seed catalogues.'

Dandelion * Not Included

Man filling bird feeder is being watched by birds.

'Mam, we're from the Monsanto Corporation. Your tomato plant is in violation of a number of copyrights.'

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

'Good grief. What did you put in the bird feeder?'

Free seeds from 'Gardener's World' being auctioned.

The Talking Cloche.

"Carrots? Carrots!!!! Harold! I hate carrots!!"

?? No, I'm not going to empty it so you can get the toy surprise inside.

"Dear, lay off the birdseed for a while.