Seders Specialist Gifts

'And now we break the middle matza in half.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Office Park

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

"This next one's for you, babe."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Sudoku. Oh, no!

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"I'll give you the good news first - you can drink wine and sing as much as you like."

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

Graduation Day. Today's the big day! We've finished our training and are getting our assignments! A car dealership! An electronics superstore! A birthday party! Where are you going, Ernie? This is a perfect fit! A place to utilize all of my skills! A chiropractor's office!

Four Questions of the Seder

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

"I'm referring you to an embryologist."

Kris Kristofferson

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

Seder in the Age of Corona Virus

Mandoline and birthday presents

'We need to work on that slice of yours.'