Security Question Whiz T-Shirts

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Examinations.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Networking

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Music Quiz

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

It's academic

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'