Security Question Whiz T-Shirts

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Examinations.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Networking

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

It's academic

News. Economy Grows. They say the economy is growing! Probably, it's certainly outgrown me!

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

Music Quiz

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'