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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

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"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

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"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"It's an eject seat for burglars. I got the idea from the eject key on my keyboard."

'I'll take this one.'

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'

"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."

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'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

'Most businesses point their CCTV cameras at property they want to protect. . . not at what they want to watch on the webcam...'