Password Whiz T-Shirts

"My secure password is @#$?*%!, which is the curse word I always use when I can't get logged in."

'Heavens! I've never seen anyone with so many pin numbers.'

'Clever of you to not make a single copy of the security password. Not so clever to have locked the original inside the safe!'

"Exactly why is your password 'Godiva'?"

"Oh yeah? Well, my dad has more numbers, symbols and upper & lower-case letters in his passwords than your dad!"

"That password is to get into the computer. That password is to get into your list of password. . ."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Gadget geek.

Examinations.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Mice taking lessons.

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."