Secularism Gifts

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'How come I never see you in church?'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"If atheism is good enough for dogs, it's good enough for you."

'Does it say anything about secular humanism'

"Ugh! The estate agency assured us Christianity was in decline."

Tribute to Samuel Paty

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Why don't you accept Jesus just to be safe?"

"It would be terrible if atheists ran things. No weekends."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"You can pray for my soul, but I reserve the right to roll my eyes and make a jerking-off motion while you do it."

"Guess who has two thumbs and did not waste HIS Sunday morning listening to lies."

House of Wishful Thinking

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Sign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Non-Denominational Carols

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Convenience.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Surreal ale

Dreams I have had...

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'