Secular Philosopher Pillows

Bring comfort and wit into their space with pillows that embody the essence of secular philosophy. Thoughtfully crafted with designs that inspire reflection and add a touch of humor to any room.

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'I didn't know secular humanists had missionaries!'

'I didn't know secular humanists had missionaries!' mockup

'I didn't know secular humanists had missionaries!'

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"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts." mockup

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

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The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.' mockup

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

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"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!" mockup

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

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'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?' mockup

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

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"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all." mockup

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

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'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.' mockup

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

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"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist." mockup

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

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"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly." mockup

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

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"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?" mockup

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

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Yogi back in 5.

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"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too." mockup

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

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Priest

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Out for lunch... GOD

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The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'." mockup

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

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'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?' mockup

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

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"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

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