Spiritual Philosopher Pillows

Yahweh/Your Way

Yogi back in 5.

"Besides those, Mr Moses, have you got any other collateral?"

You mean manna is a freebie?

"Have my bags been in my possession the whole time? What kind of question is that?!"

"You can bundle all your sins as long as you repented each of them."

Ed's ongoing spiritual journey of self-discovery has led him to yet another stint in prison.

"My favorite part was when your god sacrificed himself to himself to save humanity from himself."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

"He always said he was going to take it with him."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

"I'm getting so old my dead friends are going to wonder where I am."

'There is some rich guy trying to get in...what's our policy these days...'

Angel - Free counselling for agnostics

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'He's a predestinarian.'

What if the meek don't want it?

Santa versus Christianity

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Ban on Free Speech

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."