Secret Weekend Seeker Gifts

"Welcome back Mr Smith"

Culture Saturday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

New York Netherworld

WHACK!

"Have a good weekend!"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"It looks brighter over there!"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Did you say psst?.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Take a hike.

Tree Squirrel