Secret Spot Detective Pillows

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

$1: Family Secrets

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'He says the scent killer isn't working. He can still smell us.'

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

'I became an astronaut for the sex, and now you tell me it's forbidden!'

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

Peeping Drone

Convent's laundry.

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

Computer screen registers alert for illegal entry as cops drag the computer operator to jail.