Parking Spot Detective Pillows

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

Reserved for Employee of the Month. You're a temp worker --- That's not the same thing as "employee of the month"!

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"OK then smartypants, if the universe is expanding, how come I still can't find a parking space?"

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

"Sometimes, I feel like life is passing me by."

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

"No, this is parking wardens' heaven you need lost persons' heaven."

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

No Parking - Financial Advisor On Call.

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

Cheap Parking

"It doesn't say anything about age."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth