Secret Spot Detective Gifts

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

$1: Family Secrets

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'I became an astronaut for the sex, and now you tell me it's forbidden!'

'He says the scent killer isn't working. He can still smell us.'

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Convent's laundry.

Peeping Drone

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

Julian Assange

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

Detective questions woman with body in hat.