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'You know Daddy has a very important job and he has to be very careful. Now sit down and put on your ID card.'

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'You know too much!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Secret sweetie drawer...

JAMES BONDING

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."