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'You know Daddy has a very important job and he has to be very careful. Now sit down and put on your ID card.'

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much!'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Licensed to grill.

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

JAMES BONDING

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.