Secret Passage Enthusiast Gifts

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"It's tough to admit that now I will never own a bookcase which springs open to reveal a hidden room ..."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Company Ink.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Gigolo Diary

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Government "Information" Agency.

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

Old Creepy House Philosophy. When one secret passage closes, another opens!

"This leads to the actual library."

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

I Was Married to Banksy.

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

The secret world of Stephen Harper...

"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

'Well Knuckles - All those years of faithful service and we never discussed retirement options!'

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"