Secret Gear Seeker Gifts

The World's best Camouflage Store.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

New York Netherworld

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Bring me some more power.'

WHACK!

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Glass Ceiling

Tree Squirrel

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."