Secret Gear Seeker Mugs

The World's best Camouflage Store.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

New York Netherworld

Sweet surprise.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Bring me some more power.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

WHACK!

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Tree Squirrel

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Glass Ceiling

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."