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'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

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"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Love me little, love me long.'

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"There goes our early night."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

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'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

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"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

"It's an aggressive little wine with a smoky aftertaste and a hint of vanilla. Guaranteed to help you get your leg over!"

'Henry wore himself out courting me.'

"No thanks-I'd sooner snog the steeple!"

'There's lots of fine,honest,upstanding young men out there and she takes up with a banker!'

"I haven't read them all but I've read enough to get the general idea."

"Careful, Rocky. You're about to give away the secret behind your knockout punches."

I bragged about catching a fish a meter in lenght but it was the size of a sardine.

'Talk about weird cravings: I felt like tofu yesterday...'

"All I know is that some girl named Carolina likes me."

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"Are you confessing or bragging?"

"I've thought really long and hard and what I'm trying to say is, while I love you, I only like a parade."