Secret Agenda Seeker Pillows

'How many times have I told you not to barge in here when I'm looking at my secret agenda!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

New York Netherworld

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Tree Squirrel

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking