Hidden Agenda Detective Pillows

'Oh God, trust security to have found the hidden agenda!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Oil in Nigeria.

Manual Labor.

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'That's the end of the news - (B****RD MEN!!)'

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'This isn't a flow chart. It's our fee structure!'

Stealth Taxman

'After I found out he was a cop, he just stopped calling. Too bad. I thought this time it might lead to something - other than an arrest.'

"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

Airline Charges

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

A plain clothes fairy

'The McCain-Palin ticket is now up two points in the polls over Obama-Biden.', 'Racism!', 'The Obama-Biden ticket is now up two points in the polls over McCain-Palin.', 'Sexism!'

"I'm totally in favor of monogamy. For everyone else."

Hidden Agenda

Guided Missiles Design Office

'Texting, one, two, three, four, texting, one, two, three, four. There that ought to do it.'

'How many times have I told you not to barge in here when I'm looking at my secret agenda!'