Hidden Agenda Detective Mugs

'Oh God, trust security to have found the hidden agenda!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Oil in Nigeria.

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

Manual Labor.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'That's the end of the news - (B****RD MEN!!)'

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Stealth Taxman

'This isn't a flow chart. It's our fee structure!'

"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

'After I found out he was a cop, he just stopped calling. Too bad. I thought this time it might lead to something - other than an arrest.'

Airline Charges

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

'The McCain-Palin ticket is now up two points in the polls over Obama-Biden.', 'Racism!', 'The Obama-Biden ticket is now up two points in the polls over McCain-Palin.', 'Sexism!'

"I'm totally in favor of monogamy. For everyone else."

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

A plain clothes fairy

Hidden Agenda

Guided Missiles Design Office

'Texting, one, two, three, four, texting, one, two, three, four. There that ought to do it.'

'How many times have I told you not to barge in here when I'm looking at my secret agenda!'