Agenda Skeptic Pillows

"Would anyone like to hear about my bathroom extension?"

"Welcome to the future"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Politicians are from Uranus.

Why do you hate the media?

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

Progress?

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

The following story is based on actual events.

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

AI Threat to Democracy

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

No Unknown Unknowns

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."