Second Inauguration Gifts

Obama 2.0

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Joe Biden

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Joe Biden

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"OK, now what?"

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

The new president to the rescue.

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

Beware of the Legislation

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

The Art of the Possible

"I never thought I'd get married again."

New Mandate - Gun Control, Immigration Reform, Jobs, End of War, and Health Reform.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Biden presidency

'Just a doctor! I thought you were a specialist!'

America's New Dawn

Flautist