Presidential Inauguration Day Gifts

Bye bye Donnie

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Joe Biden

John F. Kennedy

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

We have a dream....

Joe Biden

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"OK, now what?"

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Obama Yes We Can.

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

The new president to the rescue.

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Beware of the Legislation

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

The Art of the Possible

Bride playing cello

Donald Trump

Barak Obama on the Globe

Biden presidency

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Abraham Lincoln

New Mandate - Gun Control, Immigration Reform, Jobs, End of War, and Health Reform.

'Just a doctor! I thought you were a specialist!'

America's New Dawn