Second Inauguration Mugs

Obama 2.0

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Joe Biden

Joe Biden

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"OK, now what?"

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Beware of the Legislation

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

The new president to the rescue.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

The Art of the Possible

Kindly readers, our resident counselor, Sadie Cohen, will be answering actual questions sent to her via email. Prepare to get an earful of wisdom! Dr. Sadie, I am in a relationship with a beautiful woman who I wish to marry but am still reeling from my first marriage scares me. How do I get over that fear? Signed, Fearful in Salt Lake City. Fear is a worthless emotion. It doesn't help at all. What you should be feeling is terror. Run for your life.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

New Mandate - Gun Control, Immigration Reform, Jobs, End of War, and Health Reform.

Biden presidency

"I never thought I'd get married again."

'Just a doctor! I thought you were a specialist!'

Flautist