Second Anniversary Mugs

Two

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Demure lady with gloves

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.