Second-hand Sweetheart Pillows

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Recess does things to a man."

It's great for pulling the birds!

You Are Here

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Kissing at the Movies

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Only used once

Garage Sales Anonymous

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

"I love you in theory."

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

All-you-can-wear.

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

I love Vintage

'That Al Gore is so patronizing!'

Yard sale.