Second-hand Sweetheart Pillows

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Recess does things to a man."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

It's great for pulling the birds!

Crap others threw out

You Are Here

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Kissing at the Movies

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Only used once

Garage Sales Anonymous

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

"I love you in theory."

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

All-you-can-wear.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

I love Vintage

Yard sale.

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'