Second Chance Navigator Pillows

'We think it's only fitting that second marriage licenses be printed on recycled paper.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Women who Read Too Much

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

Book lovers

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

Book Igloo

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Great literary festival heckles.

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."