Seat Number Supporter Gifts

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

"Just be yourself."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

The commentators want to run the officials...

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Football supporters.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Football Stadium

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Proud Mum.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

116 DAYS WITHOUT A COMPLIMENT

Go Team!

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Grave with satellite dish.

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

"My husband is a football fan."

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

"If we walk him, it will just add to our reputation for passivity and downright indolence."

"I hear you quietly rooting for the Patriots back there."

'Oh yeah? You and whose army?'

'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'