Seasonal Sunshine Lover Gifts

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

(Camel paintings)

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Beach Barbecue

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

You are my sunshine!

Catatonic

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Fall on a desert island

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Dermatologist

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Elusive Shadow.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"That's the deep end."

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

People of the Fall

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"It's her first snowman."

"The days are longer but in a good way."

Sun Worshipers

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'Who says I'm beached?'