Seasonal Splurgers Gifts

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Devi's brew?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Baby it's cold outside.

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Basic Instinct

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Unsuitable clothing.

Getting ready for spring

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

New for Fall

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

The sounds of spring.

"This doesn't feel right..."

Walking in a winter wonderland

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

I think you may have overdone the pumpkin spice thing this fall.

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

'His productivity goes way down after September!'

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'