Seasonal Splurgers Gifts

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Devi's brew?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Baby it's cold outside.

Basic Instinct

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Unsuitable clothing.

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

Getting ready for spring

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

New for Fall

The sounds of spring.

"This doesn't feel right..."

Walking in a winter wonderland

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Friday night football wardrobe.

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

'His productivity goes way down after September!'

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'