Seasonal Jokes Pillows

'It's a seasonal allergy.'

"Little help?"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Minnesota Weather.

Snowman Romance

The Itchy Back

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

How to Tell Spring is Here.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

See U Next Year

"Never lose your cool."

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.

Melted Snowmen for Sale.

"I smell carrots."

Winter. I'm starting to think it's not coming at all.

Hey, I told you - Keep sticking your nose in other people's business, and one day it's stay that way.

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

"Oi! You little fucker!"