Seasonal Jokes Pillows

'It's a seasonal allergy.'

"Little help?"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

Minnesota Weather.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Snowman Romance

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

The Itchy Back

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

How to Tell Spring is Here.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

See U Next Year

"Oi! You little fucker!"

"Never lose your cool."

"I smell carrots."

Melted Snowmen for Sale.

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."