Seasonal Humor Seeker Gifts

'Luckily for you, we're only taking on temporary staff right now.'

"I wanted to keep my summer look, so I got it colored."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

Welcome Spring.

"Little help?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I love this time of year."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Snowman Romance

Night of the Living Reindeer

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

Christmas Socks

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Santa's Second Stringers.